This Is Why Women Don't Deserve Basic Rights

&Bowser: I was just in a car accident
^Effowha: whose fault
&Bowser: the other car's
&Bowser: was turning out of a street with an arrow, and a woman on the left came through a red light and into the side of me
Sanji: did you die?
&Bowser: Yes
&Bowser: the woman was shaken up but okay
&Bowser: I have a green ford station wagon
Lonk: sounds like she did you a favor then
Lonk: pfft women drivers.
Lonk: this is what happens when they aren't kept barefoot in the kitchen
Sanji: Lonk, I know
&Bowser: she was a weirdo, overweight and in her 30's, but wearing tracksuit pants and rainbow kid's sneakers
Lonk: surely this girl offered her body to you as repayme....oh overweight
Lonk: nevermind
&Bowser: and old.
Lonk: well at least she didn't try to eat you