Send In The Clowns

This is NOT what I expected when I ordered my "Grand Slam" breakfast!

@Grumbledook: pancakes
~Foolio: that was random
@Grumbledook: but it was good
~Foolio: pancakes are always good
~Foolio: if thats what you mean
@Grumbledook: that too
Lonk: even while being anally raped by a clown?
Carrotsanta: how does it taste in that situation Lonk?
Lonk: well...maybe that would be good for the clown, if he's the one eating them
~Foolio: Lonk knows this from experience
Lonk: pancakes? clown rape? or both?
~Foolio: both at once
Lonk: can't say that i do
~Foolio: i know you do
~Foolio: i played A Lonk to the past
Lonk: did you rescue princess Zulda from the evil Gonnonderf?
~Foolio: no i turned it off at the part where i had to rape a clown while eating pancakes