This Is Why Women Don't Deserve Basic Rights

&Bowser: I was just in a car accident
^Effowha: whose fault
&Bowser: the other car's
&Bowser: was turning out of a street with an arrow, and a woman on the left came through a red light and into the side of me
Sanji: did you die?
&Bowser: Yes
&Bowser: the woman was shaken up but okay
&Bowser: I have a green ford station wagon
Lonk: sounds like she did you a favor then
Lonk: pfft women drivers.
Lonk: this is what happens when they aren't kept barefoot in the kitchen
Sanji: Lonk, I know
&Bowser: she was a weirdo, overweight and in her 30's, but wearing tracksuit pants and rainbow kid's sneakers
Lonk: surely this girl offered her body to you as repayme....oh overweight
Lonk: nevermind
&Bowser: and old.
Lonk: well at least she didn't try to eat you

You're an inspiration for birth control

God and Kate plus 10 minus 5

Myra: i have 5 children, bow
Bow: why so many? do you get welfare checks for each one?
Myra: no
* Myra rolls her eyes
Tapela: Mexican?
Myra: Don't start. I get enough of that in public. leave me alone
Tapela: Strict catholic right?
Myra: I have 5 kids, I have been pregnant 10 times, I am married to my husband for 11 years. Enough said
Tapela: Birth control, god damn
Myra: I ain't explaining my religious practices to any of you. I get enough shit in the real world.
+Solude: Tap. Shut up.
Tapela: So uh. What happened to the other five?
+Solude: Don't ask
+Solude: that's one thing you do not ask
* Lonk waves a coat hanger around

Coat hangers: the original RU-486?