Authors

ErdTirdMans
ErdTirdMans is a Philadelphian computer and games enthusiast who happens to enjoy anything of a taboo nature.  In meatspace, he can be seen doing any manner of comedic stunt, from dressing as the Messiah for a low-budget crucifixion, to filling bottles with urine and tricking his friends into drinking them, to competing in chocolate milk marathons that don't end until everyone has puked.  In between the excitement of being a complete moron, he occupies himself by blogging. On Erd's Nothing In Particular, Ed cetera, he covers a variety of topics in his own voice and through the character of "E. E. White," a precocious, naive, pseudo-intellectual, college-aged liberal.  On NFOpocalypse, he tries to be a video games journalist.

Lonk
Lonk is a goat farmer, so chosen because goats have awesome beards. When he's not flexing his pecs to scare off predators, he's usually playing video games, combing his back hair, or eating beef jerky.  If you can handle his manly musk, you will find he is quite the gentleman.