Send In The Clowns

This is NOT what I expected when I ordered my "Grand Slam" breakfast!

@Grumbledook: pancakes
~Foolio: that was random
@Grumbledook: but it was good
~Foolio: pancakes are always good
~Foolio: if thats what you mean
@Grumbledook: that too
Lonk: even while being anally raped by a clown?
Carrotsanta: how does it taste in that situation Lonk?
Lonk: well...maybe that would be good for the clown, if he's the one eating them
~Foolio: Lonk knows this from experience
Lonk: pancakes? clown rape? or both?
~Foolio: both at once
Lonk: can't say that i do
~Foolio: i know you do
~Foolio: i played A Lonk to the past
Lonk: did you rescue princess Zulda from the evil Gonnonderf?
~Foolio: no i turned it off at the part where i had to rape a clown while eating pancakes

Quick, Someone Call Stabler

Pedobear would be proud...

lurking-pipi: Konichiwa, let me marry one of your kids
lurking-pipi: =D
Myra: I SAID NO!
lurking-pipi: hey, parent's consent makes it okay
Myra: since the 3 girls are 10 years old 8 years old and 18 months old.
Lonk: this conversation is going in a very strange, very fucked up direction
Lonk: ....don't stop
lurking-pipi: >.>
Lonk: now pipi needs to show up at Myra's house dressed as Pedobear
lurking-pipi: nah Lonk, that's not how we do things
* Myra shudders
lurking-pipi: we wait
lurking-pipi: for 11 years
Myra: you know
Myra: why mine?
Myra: why not someone else here instead
frunca: yeah then the 18 month old will be ripe

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Birth_Control
@Grumbledook: aren't you pregnant again, Myra?
Myra: ya