Straight Out The Congo

Walldo: ever seen a grown man naked?
Rabid: ever made out with a black man, like totally let him put his tongue in your mouth and everything?
Link: only on the internet, and no
Rabid: you are missing out man
Link: on what? AIDS?
Rabid: you don't have to be a fag to appreciate a good black man on man makeout session
Rabid: its just two bros sharing saliva is all
Link: saliva and AIDS
Rabid: looking past the fact that AIDs can't be transmitted through saliva, you could be in makeout heaven right now
Link: says you
Link: this is some sort of evil nigger trick isnt it?
Rabid: its ok you can trust me I'm only half black
Link: so what does that mean exactly?
Link: you'd only play half a game of basketball? you'd only halfway rape a white girl?
Link: only eat half a bucket of KFC?

Racism Makes The World Go 'Round

The real question here is why would anyone willingly watch Jimmy Fallon in the first place?

Brosnan: Tyler Perry is a huge tool
~Huge_Spatula: Medea is sassy but wise
Brosnan: he's on Jimmy Fallon right now
Brosnan: he's pretty full of himself
Brosnan: this is a relevant observation
~Huge_Spatula: Brosnan why is he on Jimmy Fallon?
Brosnan: I hear he's in movies
~Huge_Spatula: Oh? Name some.
kotg: tyler perrys nigger film 1, 2 and 3
Brosnan: ^
kotg: tyler perry dressed as a woman nigger
kotg: This Nigger Is Sassy
Brosnan: he literally was asking Jimmy what he thought of various parts of his movie
kotg: really you could just visit imdb i dont want to list them all
Brosnan: so that he could say THAT WAS ALL IMPROV! SOMETIMES WHEN I PUT ON THE COSTUME I JUST BECOME MEDEA AND I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT'S COMING OUT OF MY MOUTH HALF THE TIME!
+Lonk: You see? This is what happens when we start giving minorities basic rights
Brosnan: I think he's a tranny
Brosnan: His stubble is very.. manufactured
Brosnan: and his hairline is ridiculously precise
Brosnan: I'm callin bullshit!
+Lonk: I dunno, I'm not really up on my study of apes

Stereotypes Are Fun

I'd apologize for offending black people, but that assumes they're actually people

Rabid: I'm half black
Lonk: half ape?
Lonk: it's the missing link
@angelphish: racist
Rabid: rather be half ape than half fat
* @angelphish hides half of the tv

Not-So-Kosher Cupcakes

Some jokes are in bad taste. Some leave a bad taste in your mouth. This one... both?

Lonk: i remember killing a conversation once by asking if it would be wrong if an easy bake oven were sold with little jewish action figures.
Lonk: as a joke, of course.
Myra: o.o
Lonk: they could help me bake cupcakes!

Improving race relations, one candy bar at a time

Martin Luther King, Jr... Lyndon Baines Johnson... Barack Obama... Lonk

Myra: i seriously do hate chocolate lol
Bow: but why? it releases happy ions
+Solude: chocolate is good
* +Solude waves snickers bar
@jonas: milk chocolate is an abomination
+GL-san: dark chocolate.
Lonk: dark chocolate tastes like ass
+Solude: you know what ass tastes like?
Lonk: perhaps
Tapela: You never go ass to mouth, Lonk
@jonas: you have the taste of a teenager <_<;
Lonk: no i have the tastebuds of a fatass, actually
~Foolio: snickers is a god-tier candy bar
Lonk: do they make a dark chocolate snickers bar?
+Solude: i think so
@jonas: Lonk, yes
Lonk: and do they call it Sniggers?

Fun fact: In Mexico, 100 Grand bars are called "Less than Minimum Wage" bars