Improving race relations, one candy bar at a time

Martin Luther King, Jr... Lyndon Baines Johnson... Barack Obama... Lonk

Myra: i seriously do hate chocolate lol
Bow: but why? it releases happy ions
+Solude: chocolate is good
* +Solude waves snickers bar
@jonas: milk chocolate is an abomination
+GL-san: dark chocolate.
Lonk: dark chocolate tastes like ass
+Solude: you know what ass tastes like?
Lonk: perhaps
Tapela: You never go ass to mouth, Lonk
@jonas: you have the taste of a teenager <_<;
Lonk: no i have the tastebuds of a fatass, actually
~Foolio: snickers is a god-tier candy bar
Lonk: do they make a dark chocolate snickers bar?
+Solude: i think so
@jonas: Lonk, yes
Lonk: and do they call it Sniggers?

Fun fact: In Mexico, 100 Grand bars are called "Less than Minimum Wage" bars