Goodbye Horses

Buffalo Bill would be proud...

+caylem: mmm
+caylem: this body lotion smells awesome
Sanji: caylem, can I watch you put it on and then smell you?
+caylem: hahahah no way sanji
+caylem: but it does smell awesome
+caylem: and the lotion makes me skin feel like silk
Sanji: I can't watch you rub it into your arms?
Lonk: it puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again
Sanji: can I smell you after you put on the lotion? and rub my face against it?

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