And People Wonder Why I'm An Atheist

What is a Cherub? A miserable pile of random animals, but enough talk, have at you!

@Puchu: hi nate
~Huge_Spatula: Puchu while you look like the traditional baby faced cherub, you do not match the original description
~Huge_Spatula: The biblical prophet Ezekiel describes the cherubim as a tetrad of living creatures, each having four faces: of a lion, an ox, an eagle, and a man. They are said to have the stature and hands of a man, the feet of a calf, and four wings. Two of the wings extended upward, meeting above and sustaining the throne of God; while the other two stretched downward and covered the creatures themselves.
~Huge_Spatula: How can you have four faces?
+Lonk: a lioxgleman?
~Huge_Spatula: Also the feet of a calf? What species of calf? And why a calf and not the adult version of said animal?
+Lonk: I dunno
~Huge_Spatula: That is not a very good description at all
+Lonk: but cherubs sound delicious
+Lonk: actually, they sound like hotdogs
~Huge_Spatula: I wonder if their wings are as delicious as chicken wings
+Lonk: quite possibly!